Arg

So all I've done these last few weeks is basically read, go to the library, where I read, then return home, where I read and watch Robin Hood. Here is a run down of the highlights of my life, but first. WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE TANDOM PARTERNE!!!!! I need to know.

1. I visited Alison and Lauren. That was basically the best part of my entire semester. I was so happy to see you both and be cold and drink lots of vin chaud and spend like 48 hours and a Christmas market and still not buy anything. By the way, that cold that I caught, still not really gone. I am pretty sure that I have pneumonia. There was of course the Assassination museum, which was fun. No Zhao, it was not a museum about assassins, but rather it was the Alsaceian museum but I couldn't understand Alison when she said that, and I was like 'Well Alison that seems interesting...but I'm not really into assassination anymore...oh, the Alsacian museum...I feel stupid...let me detract attention from my stupidness...oh i can't do that because it is so obvious."

Here is a brief rundown for Zhao of my disasteroust trip home which pretty much killed.

5pm Leave Alison and Lauren at tram stop
5:40pm arrive bus stop
6 take bus to airport
6:30 Sit down to wait for plane having cleared security and proceed to read.
6:30 awkwardly ask guard what is up with flight. "it will leave soon, there will be an annonce"
6:50 Ask Air France woman what is up. Oh, your flight is annulle. What! Come with me.
6:55. Am distressed and switch to English. Oh, did no one tell you about zee flight? Non- looks pathetic. Ok zis is what we do, we fly you to De Gaulle, and you try to fly out of there. If not, you fly out tomorrow at 7:30 am and you go to class. This is good? Can I sleep in the airport. Pause...no, we give you hotel room. *I fall in love with France* Oh, oh, that is great. Yes.
7:50- Plane to De Gaulle is not ready to leave yet
8:30 Plane to degaulle leaves
10pm Plane arrives, other plane is gone must stay in Paris Airport Hotel. Am given directsion by man who is very kind and speaks to me in English and then looks at me like i didn't understand him.
10.30 Take airport metro to hotel
10:35 Cannot find hotel, is dark out, foreign land.
10:40 Find hotel. Check in in French, am very proud of myself.
10:45 Get chcange from sandwhich lady to call family because mobile is dead. Telephone eats 2 euros before can get to work. Am perturbed.
10:50 inform mother of existance, she is satisfied.
11pm attempt to go to bed. instead watch les nouvelles and set alarm for 5:30 am
12:30is actaully fall asleesp
5:20 am awaken because apparently 5:30 means 5:20 to the hotel.
5:22 Shower
5:45 Eat free breakfast and then am questioned for coupon, wonder if there are many people that sneek into the Ibis CDG to eat free breakfasts at 5:45.
6:10 leave for airport.
6:20 arrive airport
6:40 go through security and have awkard exchange with guard as cannot understand his accent.
6:45 sit down and wait for plane.
6:55 plane is annullee. FRACKING FRACKING FRACK.
7:00 find out that there is no crew for plane
7:30 get through line of angry people to speak to french woman who tells me that i cannot get on the 8am flight...or the 9am flight, but I can get on the 10 am flight.
10 am the call us to board flight. Oh, there is no one to refuel...and no buses.
10:30 get to plane
10:47 plane leaves
1020 London time Arrive.
11am clear security in london and head to tube
12:15 arrive lse 10 minutes late for my class, having missed by 10 am lecture.
class class class. 4:45 pm return home and do homework and die.
The End.

This was a painful experience to relive this, more later.